The Doctor Who Fandom and the Olympic Torch

  • Whovians: You know who has to carry the Olympic Torch and light up the fire?
  • BBC: Hey, wait a second, you kno-
  • Whovians: You know who has to do it
  • BBC: Listen, that was just an episode-
  • Whovians: You know who.
  • BBC: It's just fiction.
  • Whovians: You know who.
  • BBC: But this series is not that important as-
  • Whovians: You know.
  • BBC: But-
  • Whovians: Or the world will explode
  • BBC: ...What?
  • Whovians: It's time law BBC.
  • BBC: ...
  • Whovians: It's the law of the universe.
  • BBC: ....
  • Whovians: There will be a crack in time.
  • BBC: I think you take this a bit too seriou-
  • Whovians: The Doctor will come
  • BBC: But David hasn't even got time for this, we asked-
  • Whovians: It's written in history.
  • BBC: But the Queen-
  • Whovians: Will not be amused.